Ok, so don't ask me how I came across this particular video, lets just assume that gouging your eyes out with a rusty spoon would have been more pleasant.
The link below will take you to an......eccentric ... man how is apparently a geek squad supporter. The guy is completely INSANE. Although you will comprehend what he is saying, I am hope that none of you can actually understand this guy.
Crazy Geek Squad Dude
P.S. If I ever start acting like this guy, someone come take care of me, please!